Oh thank goodness someone liked this story; while I was writing it, I thought "there is no way it makes any sense abbreviated, and it is so specific in its full version there's no way it can be amusing."
The 2024 hoodie was a pullover version which, as a fat, perimenopausal woman is completely unfit for my purposes, so I deliberately ignored all hoodie-related pledge drive jokes.
2026 will be upon us before we know it, though.
I think everyone needs custom patch in-jokes. When I was in college I painted a denim jacket with what were essentially my own in-jokes with myself and I wore it everywhere. (Unsurprisingly it didn't sell at my "moving to grad school" garage sale, and of course I now regret that I don't have it as a time capsule of 1994 me. Alas.)
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The 2024 hoodie was a pullover version which, as a fat, perimenopausal woman is completely unfit for my purposes, so I deliberately ignored all hoodie-related pledge drive jokes.
2026 will be upon us before we know it, though.
I think everyone needs custom patch in-jokes. When I was in college I painted a denim jacket with what were essentially my own in-jokes with myself and I wore it everywhere. (Unsurprisingly it didn't sell at my "moving to grad school" garage sale, and of course I now regret that I don't have it as a time capsule of 1994 me. Alas.)