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Dec. 10th, 2018

radiantfracture: Beadwork bunny head (Default)
Nothing left of the term now except trying to sweep up ten thousand barleycorns with a straw.

While I do that, let's talk sugar.

Thanks for the DW recipe jam.

Crowdsourced absurdist food project is a go. I put in a grocery order for some of the foundational ingredients for Neural-Network-Generated Baking. I'm going to start with Quitterbread Bars:



Because C's friend at the library is retiring and C. asked after quitterbread as a present.

For this first draft, I'm thinking I'll do a yeast coffeecake base (on the premise that I started yeast for bread-making, then, you know, quit), with a dairy-free butterscotch layer just to sort of match the artist's rendition. We'll see if I feel up to stacking the layers. Hopefully this will amount to, as [personal profile] marycatelli stipulated,
bars that you quit whatever you're doing to eat.
If that version doesn't work out, I'll use [personal profile] elusis's suggestion:
Quitterbread Bars are clearly pieces of Wonderbread, spread with chocolate icing from a can, slapped together, cut into "bars," and handed to your kid because who can be arsed to actually bake anyway?
I think we decided Quitterbread Bars clearly came from the Potterverse. Actually, in their skew-whiff portmanteaury, many of the cookie names sound Rowlingian (or do they echo other worlds to you?)

* * * * *

I am eating my knockoff version of K's dinner -- breaded sole and bok choy -- and considering I gave it much less care and attention, it was still tasty.

I brought home some exams to mark. We'll See.

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