Wielding chair #2 while perched upon chair #1, you are able to prod at the rabbit's ears with what you flatter yourself approaches surgical precision.
Unfortunately, the chairs are so old and sat-upon that their finishes are worn as smooth as glass. As you give a particularly vigorous poke with chair #2, your foot slips on the seat of chair #1. You lurch against the body of the rabbit, which sags beneath your weight. Chair #2 swivels in your hand and strikes Robby on the temple, knocking out his right eye and causing it to bounce across the room and disappear into the ball pit. You hear a faint unhappy thud.
The smell of dust and years rises around you. You scramble down from chair #1 and assess the damage. Robby is listing slightly now, and the empty eye socket looks ghastly. On the up side, it does seem like that eye could pop back in pretty easily if it's still intact. On the down side, the paper is still stuck in his ear.
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Date: 2022-12-30 06:05 am (UTC)Unfortunately, the chairs are so old and sat-upon that their finishes are worn as smooth as glass. As you give a particularly vigorous poke with chair #2, your foot slips on the seat of chair #1. You lurch against the body of the rabbit, which sags beneath your weight. Chair #2 swivels in your hand and strikes Robby on the temple, knocking out his right eye and causing it to bounce across the room and disappear into the ball pit. You hear a faint unhappy thud.
The smell of dust and years rises around you. You scramble down from chair #1 and assess the damage. Robby is listing slightly now, and the empty eye socket looks ghastly. On the up side, it does seem like that eye could pop back in pretty easily if it's still intact. On the down side, the paper is still stuck in his ear.