What team do you play for?

I'm not saying I'm ordering more book-themed hockey jerseys, although the manufacturer did send me a 30% off coupon.

But if I were, what are some good goofy literary team names? Any genre, any joke. Maybe leaning towards classics.

Like even just "Readers" or "Poets" or "Critics" is fun (to me) when sportsified into that jersey script. Or "Weirdos".

[ETA: Now that I think of it, political ideas are good, too. "No Kings" instead of Kings, etc.]

(Look, I need something to teach in this summer. Baggy cropped trousers and theme jerseys. That seems like earth people clothing, right?)

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